decadent chocolate chaos, crunchy to the very last bite
Grandpa Mike clearly knows that ice cream is only as great as what's hiding inside it, so we packed this one like a treasure chest and threw away the key.
A gloriously indulgent deep-chocolate base swirls with velvety peanut butter ribbons and chunks of fudgy brownie that melt into pure celebration. Toasted almonds and crisp chocolate-covered pretzel pieces crash through every spoonful with shattering crunch, while a silky chocolate pudding swirl ties the whole magnificent mess together. This is ice cream that doesn't apologize — bold, layered, and absolutely unstoppable.
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DAIRY · EGGS · GLUTEN · PEANUTS · NUTS
⚠️ Contains Allergens
Orders come in multiples of 2 quarts (1 batch = 2 quarts)
Estimated ship date: Monday, October 26, 2026
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⚠ Allergen Notice: Our kitchen works with common allergens including milk, eggs, wheat, tree nuts, peanuts, and soy. While we take care to keep batches separated, we cannot guarantee that any product is free from cross-contact with allergens. Please order accordingly if you have a severe allergy.